U.S. SERIES PREMIERE, 8pm, The CW
Penn & Teller: Fool Us
In this U.K. import, the preeminent pair pit their
prestidigitatory prowess against a series of
aspiring illusionists. The hopefuls get to perform a
single trick, and the duo must deduce how it was
done. Anyone who stumps them earns a slot
performing in Penn & Teller's Las Vegas stage
show.
8pm, ABC Family
Young & Hungry
Gabi inadvertently stirs up trouble between Josh
and a promising potential hire ( Jesse
McCartney) in "Young & Punchy." Can she
repair the rift—and make a love connection with
the dashing young guest star in the process?
MOVIE PREMIERE, 9pm, Syfy
Sharknado 2: The Second One
Like Muppets, gremlins, and the kid from Home
Alone before them, the Sharknado gang heads to
the Big Apple for their much-ballyhooed sequel.
As they say, if you can chainsaw carnivore-
flinging cyclones to smithereens there, you can
chainsaw carnivore-flinging cyclones to
smithereens anywhere.
9pm, USA
Suits
Clobbered by the Gillis Industries takeover fight
in "We're Done," Mike gets news from Rachel that
only compounds his woes. Louis, on the other
hand, is basking in his victory as Jessica lets him
choose his own reward.
9pm, WE
The Divide
Newly sprung from prison, Terry struggles to
reacclimate to society in "Never Forget."
Meanwhile, Christine stares down the barrel of a
crucial test for which she's far from ready.
NEW TIME PERIOD, 10pm, CBS
Extant
On the run from Sparks and the agency, Molly
and her family hide out with her estranged father
on a remote island in "Shelter." It's not as
dangerous as it sounds, though; it's perfectly
healthy to travel while carrying an alien baby
until about your fourteenth trimester.
10pm, TV Land
Hot in Cleveland
Beauty care snafus, zombies, and an alternate
reality where LeBron James never left the
Cavaliers are all on the table when the ladies get
cartoonified in "The Animated Episode."
Dynamite and rocket skates supplied courtesy of
The Acme Corporation.
10pm, A&E
Duck Dynasty
In "Men vs. Wild," Jase and Willie compete
against Alan and Jep in a survival race through
the woods. Think of it like The Hunger Games,
but with fewer deathtraps and more beards.
10pm, USA
Graceland
Mike squares off against his chief nemesis in "Los
Malos," determined to bring him down by hook or
by crook. Although someone should explain to
him that "by hook or by crook" is just a turn of
phrase, and the giant Vaudeville-style stage hook
he's brandishing probably won't get the job done.
10pm, FX
The Bridge
A dust-up at a bank reveals new information in
"The Acorn." Meanwhile, Marco gains a new ally
who, amazingly, is not described as being of the
"unexpected" variety.
10pm, NBC
Taxi Brooklyn
When "Love Hurts" kicks off with the murder
of the wife of a notorious stalker Cat put away, Cat
begrudgingly agrees to take the case. In the
process, she and Leo discover that she may be
next in the line of fire.
10pm, FXX
Wilfred
As Wilfred confronts a new foe in
"Responsibility," Ryan aids his mother's
adjustment.
10pm, ABC
Motive
"Nobody Lives Forever" finds Flynn and Vega
investigating an apparent murder-by-horse-
trampling. In an official statement issued by the
Evil League of Evil, noted supervillain Bad Horse
has denied any involvement.
LATE-NITE:
– Kelsey Grammer on Chelsea Lately, 11pm, E!
– Maggie Gyllenhaal on The Daily Show with
Jon Stewart, 11pm, Comedy Central
– James Franco on The Colbert Report,
11:30pm, Comedy Central
– Heidi Klum, Mike Birbiglia, and Temples on
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,
11:35pm, NBC
– Zoe Saldana, former White House Press
Secretary Jay Carney, and Crash on Late Show
with David Letterman, 11:35pm, CBS
– Rosario Dawson, Eric McCormack, and Self on
Jimmy Kimmel Live, 11:35pm, ABC
– Chris Pratt, Laverne Cox, and Big Data &
Joywave on Late Night with Seth Meyers,
12:35pm, NBC
– Dana Carvey and Brit Marling on The Late
Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37am,
CBS
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